WTF!?!?!?!?!?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

P.S. Translation coming soon...

Rush for your Salvation Certificate!

After finding the "Reserve A Spot In Heaven" website i would never have imagined what i would discover right after...

A certificate of Salvation for ONLY $19.95 !!!

You must rush though - the end time is near (Dec-14-07 19:04:13 PST) ...

HURRY UP! CLICK HERE

Here's the certificate's description (from ebay)

GET OUT OF HELL!

This isn't a joke.. Absolution and a beautiful certificate from an LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER in the USA!

You are bidding on a beautiful certificate, signed and blessed by an Ordained Minister, guaranteeing you salvation from HELL! No matter what your sin, you can and will be forgiven in the eyes of your Lord.

In order to receive this certificate, you must confess your sins to the Minister (all confessions are protected speech). He will then absolve you of your sins and issue you a keepsake certificate personally signed by the Minister and personalized.

You are not actually paying for the certificate or the absolution--instead your are paying the Minister for his time in creating the certificate. Of course, you can be absolved and confess your sins without receiving the certificate, but, a donation is appreciated in any event.

The amount you pay may be tax deductable as this is issued from an Ordained Minister; all Churches fall under a non-profit 501(c)(3) status.

This isn't a joke; the person who will forgive your sins and issue the certificate IS A LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER!

Get piece of mind, and instant salvation!

Shipping is INCLUDED in the cost.

*PLEASE NOTE: While your LORD may forgive you, this certificate will not help you win a lawsuit or a criminal case. But, it WILL help you stay out of HELL! Rest assured that you will be with your loved ones after death!

What are you waiting for?

BUY YOURS NOW!

Video of the day : Jesus Xray

I've never heard of Jesus appearing in an Xray before...

Seems there's a first time for everything !

Jesus Xray

Site of the day : Reserve A Spot In Heaven

Reserve A Spot In Heaven
The most bizarre site i came across in a long time...

Taken from the site : "Going Up? Space is Limited! Reserve your Spot Now!"

"SECURE YOUR PLACE IN HEAVEN NOW…OR RISK ETERNAL DAMNATION"

Checkout the Essential and All Access Travel Kits ($12.79 and $24.95 acc./limited quantities available).

All major credit cards acceptable (Paypal accepted too).

So,what are you waiting for? Buy your Travel Kit now!!!

Reserve A Spot In Heaven

Meaningless Videos : Jesus on the street in Dublin

I think YouTube must add another video category : Meaningless Videos !

Check this one for instance :)

Jesus on the street in Dublin

(Btw,what's amazing in this video is that noone seems to pay attention to him!!!)

Priest has no problem worshipping God and Elvis

Priest has no problem worshipping God and Elvis

Tue Oct 16, 9:47 AM ET

SORBO, Italy (Reuters) - Romanian-born Antonio Petrescu believes you can worship God and Elvis at the same time: as a Catholic priest and Elvis Presley impersonator, he finds his spiritual inspiration in the late rock legend.

"People ask me 'How can you reconcile Elvis impersonations with your choice of professional work?'" said Petrescu, who puts on his glittery suits and swivels his hips when not working as a parish priest in the Italian town of Avezzano.

Interviewed by Reuters on a church visit to the tiny town of Sorbo -- population, 52 -- in southern Italy, the priest said he believes Elvis is an appropriate inspiration for Christian worship because he sang of "love in general."

The 34-year-old's Web site (www.antoniupetrescu.com) has two separate entries -- one for the priest, another for the artist, which talks about his "fiery voice" and discography including the singles "Lovin' Arms" and "Reach out to Jesus."

The pop doesn't stop at Elvis: Petrescu also incorporates the lyrics of singers like Celine Dion into his sermons.

Petrescu feels his responsibility as a priest is to "walk this Earth in love for Jesus Christ," a task in which he is inspired by Elvis's "search for spirituality in his own life."

Source : news.yahoo.com

jesusdressup.com : View at your own risk!

Today's featured site is one of the most bizarre sites i came across surfing the internet. As the title suggests the only thing you do is dressing up Jesus!!! Fashion styles depend on the time of year,e.g. the current fashion is the "Halloween" one!
Take a look for yourself... You can also buy Jesus Dress Up fridge magnets!!!

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

This project belongs to the http://www.normalbobsmith.com/ network. Plenty of interesting (cult & bizarre) things there too - a visit is highly recommended!

WARNING : These sites are not suitable for religious individuals (especially Christians).

It's Not Easy Being Jesus

It's really bizarre what people are filming these days...

Jesus' Image in my hardwood sample

Jesus Image Saves Dogs

Jesus image appears in kitchen cabinet

Man Finds Oyster With Image of Jesus

(Bizarre) Video of the Day

Pizza Pan Virgin Mary?

How to Create Your Own Religion

How to Create Your Own Religion

Steps

1. Research to find problems in current religions. You'll need some backup when the critics pick apart your theology.

2. Have a moment of enlightenment (something supernatural that intervenes with your daily routine that is habitually unexplainable). This step is not necessary, but helpful.

3. Construct a thought system that is not explainable, it does not have to be characterized in human or animal form, but most are.

4. Set core values and doctrine for others to follow and read.

5. Make sure that your deity and your creed (core point to your religion) follow a few ostensibly moral beliefs (i.e. its not ok to kill, it's not ok to hit people looking in the other direction.)

6. Give an awesome name to your god/deity/spiritual guidance. No one wants to follow in the footsteps of someone named Doofy Fandangle.

7. Most modern religions are centred around a set of opposing forces and/or entities. Make sure that your set includes this sort of conflict along with a brief summary of the history of the conflict between each faction.

8. Create some medium of communication, preferably via a head spirtual advisor for your religion (prayer, sacrifice, etc.) Without guidance or enlightment, you lose the element of connectivity. Most modern people want a theistic deity to follow.

9. Bring all the set of principles to a written authoritative book created through divine inspiration. Make sure there are parts of it that are not so easily understood, this makes people feel there is something beyond and crutial in meaning. Include sayings and proverbs that are easy to memorize plus stories with characters people can identify with.

Tips

-If you choose a diety, your spirtuality motivator (god, deity, etc.) does not have to be all-powerful, just really smart.

-If you choose a diety, it's not necessary, but you can choose an attire that enhances the appeal of that who you serve.

-There should also be some sort of rewards/punishment system. These can be governed depending on the status of your religion.

-If you so desire, have some symbols in your religion that refer to your beliefs, its congregation, etc.

-People grant respect out of fear and/or love. Use these powerful subconcious desires to the advantage of your new religion.

-Remember, even science was a religion at one time, and now look how pervasive it is, do not be frustrated if you are punished for your beliefs.

Warnings

-If you choose a diety, Do not exploit your deity with door-to-door sales techniques. No one should have to "buy" into your religion, they should be "drawn" towards it.

-Do not structure your religion with too many parallels to already founded religions. Nobody likes a copycat.

-Avoid announcing a doomsday, its old news and has lost credibility. However, if unavoidable to gain quick support, make sure the dooms day in question is far away enough so you will not be lucky enough to witness it.

-Try to create your religion for no apparent reason. Religion is a sacred thing, and should be toyed with. If you make up a religion with no belief in it, it's sort of defiling the sacred part of religion, so it will be much stronger and spread quicker.

-If you make up a religion, then be sure to have faith in it.

-If you are doing this, make sure that you don't let it get past your own ability to stop it. Many people change their minds, but if it's you, you might want to make sure your followers aren't left going down a whim of your fancy.

-SPECIFY if your relegion is just for a story, or for actual use. It would be really embarrasing to have followers who come to you for answers to their numerous questions and you only went into enough depth for a short story.

Source : wikihow.com

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