Sunday, December 9, 2007

Rush for your Salvation Certificate!

After finding the "Reserve A Spot In Heaven" website i would never have imagined what i would discover right after...

A certificate of Salvation for ONLY $19.95 !!!

You must rush though - the end time is near (Dec-14-07 19:04:13 PST) ...


Here's the certificate's description (from ebay)


This isn't a joke.. Absolution and a beautiful certificate from an LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER in the USA!

You are bidding on a beautiful certificate, signed and blessed by an Ordained Minister, guaranteeing you salvation from HELL! No matter what your sin, you can and will be forgiven in the eyes of your Lord.

In order to receive this certificate, you must confess your sins to the Minister (all confessions are protected speech). He will then absolve you of your sins and issue you a keepsake certificate personally signed by the Minister and personalized.

You are not actually paying for the certificate or the absolution--instead your are paying the Minister for his time in creating the certificate. Of course, you can be absolved and confess your sins without receiving the certificate, but, a donation is appreciated in any event.

The amount you pay may be tax deductable as this is issued from an Ordained Minister; all Churches fall under a non-profit 501(c)(3) status.

This isn't a joke; the person who will forgive your sins and issue the certificate IS A LEGALLY ORDAINED MINISTER!

Get piece of mind, and instant salvation!

Shipping is INCLUDED in the cost.

*PLEASE NOTE: While your LORD may forgive you, this certificate will not help you win a lawsuit or a criminal case. But, it WILL help you stay out of HELL! Rest assured that you will be with your loved ones after death!

What are you waiting for?



billyjacksblog,com said...

Strange! It sounds very much like what the Catholics did when they were selling indulgences to build their palaces in Rome.

Webster Twelb said...

i still wouldn't buy that kind of crap.

this is american stuff...they're the crazy people who make up this things...ergh...

oh..congratulations on the award george!

And I entered your site much easily than before (like 40 seconds or less)..

My computer's ram is not even 2.something ghz...

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