Memorable quotes!

Just a collection of random quotes... :)

"If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you."
- Unknown Author

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
- Woody Allen

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
- Paris Hilton

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
- Arnold Schwartzanegger

"I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"Girls are like pianos.When they're not upright,they're grand."
- Benny Hill

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.”
- Ronald Reagan

"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up”.
- Jay Leno